Yo!

My graffiti writer friend RTM has discovered this:
Very in-vogue, with all the gladiator sandal madness going on right now. From greek ironic-kitsch designers Greece Is For Lovers. Visit them for more greek folklore with a twist.
Also available, the "Ridden in Stone" marble skateboard.The description reads:

California? We don’t think so.
As with everything cool, skateboarding originated in ancient Athens.
It is common knowledge that Socrates himself used to ride a longboard down the Agora. Greece is for Lovers have the relic to prove it.
Made to order.